meander, keep moving, that's what it's all about isn't it?! not the hokey pokey, that just CAN'T be what it's all about...

Friday, October 04, 2013


VOX POP: There is something wrong with the heels on these shoes.... RIGHT?!
PART II: Those are clearly holes.... RIGHT?!

So yes my body is sometimes wonky so one shoe seemed to collapse quicker than the other... but in a month?! For reals. Your shoes suck, multinational!  You know usually I buy a couple pairs of shoes each year, I have one pair of work shoes I've had for two... so you can't tell me it's me. A-holes.

Because apparently they sold 8,000 units of these and there is less than 0.3% fault of returns with this design and when they got them back they couldn't find a fault...

QUESTION!!? (in my best sammy j impersonation) Is the person you gave the shoes to quality test a) blind and/or; b) if they are blind, also unfortunate enough to have no fingers to feel said-spongey bit that shows you how they put the shoe together in there?
Well it's interesting and all, but I could make better shoes with a piece of bloody cardboard.

Here endeth the rant.

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